Thursday, September 18, 2008

Mark, You Ignorant Slut

Let's recap, shall we?

  1. Even after cramming for the test, Palin has no idea about the Bush Doctrine.
  2. Tina makes moosemeat of Sarah.
  3. Karl Rove calls McCain out for lying too much.
  4. Joe Biden gives John McCain a new nickname.
  5. McCellophane can't get anyone to notice him.
  6. Palin's numbers go in the toilet.
  7. McCain decides to go Full Hoover on the day Merril Lynch and Lehman Brothers fail.
  8. Economic Advisor Holtz-Eakin claims that computer illiterate McCain pulled a MacGyver and invented the BlackBerry.
  9. Economic Advisor Fiorina opines that neither candidate on her own ticket are qualified to run a company.
  10. McCain unwittingly resorts to ethnic slurs.
  11. McCain loses Richard Cohen.
  12. McCain loses David Brooks.
  13. McCain loses former biographer Elizabeth Drew.
  14. Obama gets endorsed by the Republican former Governor of Virginia.
  15. Obama gets endorsed by the Republican former Mayor of Los Angeles.
  16. McCain gets battered by the Editorial Boards. And the AP.
  17. Chuck Hagel goes on record laughing about foreign policy credentials via osmosis.
  18. Obama raises a record $11 million -- in one night.
  19. John McCain accidentally declares war on Spain.
  20. One week ago, John McCain led in the national polls. Now--not so much.
So, please tell us, O Mark Halperin, who "won the week"?

Why, none other than John McCain, of course!

1 comment:

Stacy said...

Have to admit I was completely shocked to scroll down the Page and see his assessment...